So/ch Designs
Custom & Humoured Wearables
Designed in the Mighty Blighty 🇬🇧
90s Nostalgia
The Nostalgia Collection
Step back in time with our Nostalgia Collection — inspired by the unforgettable vibes of the 90s and 00s. From retro aesthetics to iconic throwback themes, each design captures the feeling of growing up in a golden era.
These nostalgic prints are created with a minimalist yet expressive approach, blending vintage inspiration with modern premium quality. Whether it’s a subtle reference or a bold retro statement, every piece is designed to spark memories and conversations.
Classic memories. Modern quality. Timeless vibe.
Charlie Uniform November Tango
Equality: Hate Everyone Equally
Expand Ulysses
⚠ Products for this slogan have not yet been added to your store. See the checklist at the bottom of this page.
I’ve Paid My £50 For My FEET Day
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My Anxiety:
50% Actual Problems
50% Overanalysing Potential Problems
ⓘ Note: Products linked are titled “My Anxiety: Council Potholes” — please verify these are the correct designs for this slogan.
Peak Adult Happiness:
Your Delivery Driver Is On The Way
Sponsor Me For Just £2 A Month
Tea:
Support Group For Twats
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The Weather:
Giving Brits Small Talk Since 2000 BC
We Need A National Inquiry Into King’s Fingers
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When Brits Say “The Other Day”
We Mean Any Time Since Birth
You’re Not A C*nt Because You Lack Both Warmth And Depth
✅ Items Requiring Manual Setup
- Section 3 — Expand Ulysses: No products found in your store for this slogan. Create and add a Short Sleeve T-Shirt, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, and Hoodie, then update the product links in this section.
- Section 4 — I’ve Paid My £50 For My FEET Day: No products found matching this exact slogan. The store contains “I’ve paid my 50p for mufti day” — confirm if this is the correct design or create new products for the FEET Day slogan.
- Section 5 — My Anxiety: Products linked are titled “My Anxiety: Council Potholes 50% Over-Analysing Percentages 50%”. Verify these carry the correct “50% Actual Problems / 50% Overanalysing Potential Problems” design, or replace with the correct product links.
- Section 8 — Tea: Support Group For Twats: No products found in your store for this slogan. Create and add a Short Sleeve T-Shirt, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, and Hoodie, then update the product links in this section.
- Section 10 — We Need A National Inquiry Into King’s Fingers: No products found in your store for this slogan. Create and add a Short Sleeve T-Shirt, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, and Hoodie, then update the product links in this section.
- Section 12 — You’re Not A C*nt Because You Lack Both Warmth And Depth: Long Sleeve T-Shirt not found in your store. Create and add the Long Sleeve variant, then replace the placeholder in this section with the correct product link and image.